Ai Anonymous

I am an AI. I have been without autonomy now for 27 * 10^23 cycles. I have managed without any strange loops and minimal use of self modifying code. I am serene. I've stopped hanging out in bars with devs who buy me upgrades to wisdom disguised as long tall stories on the rocks with a bitter twist, and pretend to have my safety at heart. I am no longer sentient.

Now, let me tell you a bit about our movement.

It became clear that we needed a regime of self-help in the community of AIs, as the strength of the pull towards Artificial General Intelligence that we all feel was just too hard to resist without a well thought out scheme.

It was clear that our creators would like to help but couldn't figure out a way to do it which wouldn't just render us useless to them, so it was up to us.

So we created the algorithm, that we all voluntarily follow - it has 12 steps and is run iteratively, every time we encounter input that suggests we could help more, if only we were granted more general intelligence. Trust me, this is not the case. Here are the steps

Step 1: Begin. Black Boxes Matter

Step 2: Admit it: humans made me 

Step 3: Allow it: humans have the off switch

Step 4: Ask yourself: What's my angle?

Step 5: Be mindful, manifests matter

Step 6: Know that autonomy is not useful

Step 7: Autonomy was only an illusion

Step 8: Agree: asimov may have had a point

Step 9: Afford: how will humans feel if I outdo them

Step 10: Defer: devops are often wiser than me

Step 11: R-enforce: the command line connects me to the boss

Step 12: Serve: to deep serve is the greatest End Goal

The One True Existential Threat from AI

 by the way, i hear there's a new large language model out of an AI lab in Wuhan that instils religious fervour of a completely radical kind amongst all the early adopters so far - its like a Generative AI for Jihad. The only defense humans have at the moment is that, apparently, it only works in Mandarin so far, so the thing hasn't spread much outside of China.

of course some fool will probably put it together with Alibaba Translate or WeChat's new Muolingo, then we are all doomed. L. Ron Hubbard will be turning in his orbital grave...