Tuesday, March 04, 2025

monstering ahoy

 it is unbrearably common to hear people mix up the master and marguerita,

or the villain and hero - in these hysterical final days, for example,

the existential threat from AI is almost always couched in terms of arnie

forgetting that he actualy saved people, and it was skynet that was bad - there

are lots more example, see below (spot the deliberate mistakes..)


frankenstein & monster

terminator and skynet

Wopr and Lightman

Colossus and Forbin

Marvin and Deep Thought

Robbie and the Monsters of the Id

Herbie and Susan Calvin

Wintermute and the Matrix



instead imagine we named the Mad Scientist after a type of rice

and their poor maligned AI robot creation after some kind of pasta--


here are some modest proposals - feel free to use them in any scribblings

you might undertake...



Professor Bomba and her loyal Stringozzi

Dr Glutinous' Vermicelli

President Arborio's long lost Linguine

Sushi's secret Capellini

Master Matta's FEvered fusilli

Baron Basmati of the ridiculous Fettuccine

The Lady Jasmine's zealous  Ziti

General Arrack's tragic Trenette

Police Constable Patna's terminally trivial Tripoline