Saturday, January 25, 2020

the rock inquisition has 2 methods of torture...


the rock inquisition has 2 methods of torture...

changing all the strings on your electric guitar,
and having 1/4 guitar jacks that need the lead re-soldering,
and FX pedals with flat batteries..

no wait the rock inqusition has 3 methods of torture
changing all the strings on your electric guitar,
and having 1/4 guitar jacks that need the lead re-soldering,
and FX pedals with flat batteries..
and having to carry a bass stack so heavy  up a narrow flight of stairs to the gig, so you cant play after for an hour

no wait the rock inqusition has 4 methods of torture
changing all the strings on your electric guitar,
and having 1/4 guitar jacks that need the lead re-soldering,
and FX pedals with flat batteries..
and having to carry a bass stack so heavy  up a narrow flight of stairs to the gig, so you cant play after for an hour
and having a drummer with a car, but who can't keep time

no wait the rock inqusition has 4 methods of torture
changing all the strings on your electric guitar,
and having 1/4 guitar jacks that need the lead re-soldering,
and FX pedals with flat batteries..
and having to carry a bass stack so heavy  up a narrow flight of stairs to the gig, so you cant play after for an hour
and having a drummer with a car, but who can't keep time
and a keyboard player with a fender rhodes that's slightly out of tune

no wait the rock inqusition has 5 methods of torture
changing all the strings on your electric guitar,
and having 1/4 guitar jacks that need the lead re-soldering,
and FX pedals with flat batteries..
and having to carry a bass stack so heavy  up a narrow flight of stairs to the gig, so you cant play after for an hour
and having a drummer with a car, but who can't keep time
and a keyboard player with a fender rhodes that's slightly out of tune
and a bald singer...

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